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Jason L. Voorhees

@jasonlvoorhees

Momma's boy. Outdoorsman. Machete enthusiast. Slight learning disabilities. Occasionally kills lots and lots of people.

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calendar_today09-06-2011 22:30:40

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Slimey, Gingery, Bruh, Dead Sexy, Poser, Stalky, Boney, Melty, Gamey, Chompy, Oldy, and Ma'am that's my canoe. #stalkward #missingSpacey #slashtag #FridayThe13th

Slimey, Gingery, Bruh, Dead Sexy, Poser, Stalky, Boney, Melty, Gamey, Chompy, Oldy, and Ma'am that's my canoe. #stalkward #missingSpacey #slashtag #FridayThe13th
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Well… this is embarrassing. Someone finally caught how I get ahead of you without making a sound. And don’t judge. If I didn’t have this amazing career as a maniac slasher my mom 100 would’ve put me in a sideshow. #fridaythe13th

Well… this is embarrassing.  Someone finally caught how I get ahead of you without making a sound.  And don’t judge.  If I didn’t have this amazing career as a maniac slasher my mom 100 would’ve put me in a sideshow.  #fridaythe13th