Jason P. Laz (@jasonlaz) 's Twitter Profile
Jason P. Laz

@jasonlaz

#SchoolPR/Communications | Dad Joke Aficionado | Photo/video pro | 🏈 @Jaguars & ⚟ @Yankees | Tweets are my own

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calendar_today02-09-2009 01:44:47

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The Bible cannot command the United States of America to do anything, because we are not a religious state, regardless of any elected officials’ beliefs.

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People who are against kids eating meals at the school they are required to be at are the worst people in the world. People who say "it's not free, it's MY TAXES". Good! Feed kids, build a better community. That's a GREAT use of taxes you selfish asshole!

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We’re so caught up in the need for helicopter parenting that we completely gloss over the insanely positive social and academic outcomes we see after getting kids’ cell phones out of the classroom. Teachers and admins alike report significantly improved behavior and school

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The administrator of the EPA says wind energy is no good and coal plants are essential. “The President isn’t a fan of wind” Ok, that doesn’t change reality. It’s 2025- how is this real?

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No, it’s because people like you believe that simply praying absolves you of any need to take actual action to stop the senseless murder of our children. Prayer is obviously important- but God has also brought up leaders to serve the people of this country and it is LITERALLY

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Yes, the plethora of vaccines we offer on this country have zero science behind them
we just got lucky that we basically eliminated polio, measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria
 this guy is a lunatic.

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I’m going to be in Disney World with my family for Super Bowl weekend in February. I’ve also put money down on the #Jaguars to win the Super Bowl. If that hits, the payout is paying to extend my stay in Florida to get to Jacksonville for the parade, no question. #DUUUVAL

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Folks, I’m so confused. Every pediatrician says we should vaccinate our babies to live longer, But this one guy that swims in sewage with no medical background whatsoever says we shouldn’t. I have no idea what we should do.