Travel hack success with my Brita USA on my trip around Indonesia “Please do not drink the tap water.” (Unless you have a Brita)

Traveling around Indonesia without an on-demand streaming service and I filled some downtime watching Big Momma’s House 2 without having seen the first and that’s OK

The difference between a 2 hour flight delay at an Indonesian airport and at Chicago O’Hare is about $30

After 29 days in Indonesia I can assuredly say two things about me have gotten that “really” bizarred (new word) stare: 1. That I’m traveling alone and single 2. When I say “no rice” with my orders

Oh, just a typical week in Bangkok experiencing new and exciting things

Spent $400 to visit this charming ass hospital in Bangkok, get a CT scan, blood and stool samples, and my meds only to find out the next day I could have bought antibiotics OTC for $2

Eating seafood soup in Da Nang, Vietnam, and slight apologies to Anthony Bourdain, but I just ain’t sucking the head

Welp, at least one of us enjoyed the doom, boom, and gloom comedic stylings of eddie pepitone

I just deleted all my tweets

At amateur stand up in Lisbon last night a comic mentioned Costco. So then I explained Costco to a local saying it’s where shoppers can buy a 5 gallon container of mayonnaise. Then I explained gallons. #know.your.audience

2 or 3 years ago I told a buddy I would no longer let what happened 10 years ago today affect me. This morning I’ll be going diving off the coast of Sesimbra, Portugal. So maybe it still is

Thing I said today: Mangosteen? Only once. In Chinatown in Jakarta

At Houston airport having my last American meal before 2 weeks in Uruguay. The meal? You guessed it… Panda Express!

Here’s how Bernie can still be elected Pope…

Uber driver decided to tell me he has a friend who tried to kill his wife. I told him I wish I had friends that interesting

Re-reading Tropic of Capricorn after about 20 years and some of my highlights still hit: