Absolutely underrated tweet

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HERE'S WHAT THE HOSPITAL DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW: That's not a bill they sent you, it's a suggestion. Hey there, twitter, I'm a doctor & author whose work focuses on healthcare and hospitals, and if you follow these 6 basic rules you will save a fortune on your hospital bill 👇

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden

Rolling Loud LA recap is insane!! Shout out B9RK and uplate for the shots and edit Monster Energy Monster Energy Music

THE BRETT FAVRE CHECKLIST [X] Become star with Packers [X] Win Super Bowl [X] Keep choking in the playoffs [X] Hold team hostage [X] Team drafts replacement AARON RODGERS IS HERE [] Be traded to Jets [] Be traded to Vikings in 1 year [] Retire [] Steal money from the poor

The IRS has a plan to collect taxes in the event of a nuclear war

Lol it turns out Silicon Valley is just a bunch of Jake Paul’s

The lawyer for a 29-year-old woman accused of using false documents to enroll as a New Jersey high school student says she did so because she was lonely. apne.ws/cPrWq5I

manny Gifting This because people need to read it wapo.st/3FWfz6I

Shut the fuck up. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Best Episode Ever - Final Four

my boyfriend and i just discovered that we were both at griffith observatory for the solar eclipse on august 21, 2017 three years before we actually met, and we took similar photos- but neither of us are in each others... (1/2)

Succession aint hittin' like it was during the pandemic. I don't think it's the show getting worse. I'ts just the culture has shifted. The 'rich whites being bad' drama has exhausted people.

then he was like, "you got this subpoena on may 11. i'm coming through on the first of the month to run through that WHOLE SHIT...and i'ma make SURE *NOTHING* that belongs to THESE UNITED ASS STATES is in that garish monstrosity you pretend is a house."

Boston Dynamics robots are here to steal mannequin jobs

I feel bad for good looking people because nobody feels bad for them. We don’t acknowledge their suffering. One time my friend whose a hard nine told me he’s never gotten over his dad’s suicide and I yelled “Poor you. Shut the fuck up you handsome idiot!”

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

spotted in downtown Las Vegas

Self harm, but it’s me gassing myself up and immediately feeling sorry for you hoes