Doctor Nodge Esq. (@jarofsnokes) 's Twitter Profile
Doctor Nodge Esq.

@jarofsnokes

Diddy Diddy Dumpling World Record Holder

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calendar_today28-12-2019 17:49:00

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First I tuck my head between my arms then I start to bend down, letting gravity take over until my legs are in the air and then I just keep going. Anyway, that's how I roll.

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Twitter is a bad place to have a long-form debate about a subject. Each side ends up responding to the last point made producing an endless series of straw men

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People go on about pineapple on pizza but I would take that all day long compared to the little creepy corn on the cobs things you get in Chinese Food. I consider these a hate crime.

People go on about pineapple on pizza but I would take that all day long compared to the little creepy corn on the cobs things you get in Chinese Food. I consider these a hate crime.
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Elated to find a suprise stash of Hot Pockets at the back of the freezer. Concerned however with the lack of crisping sleeves.

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The thought of the "one mile high club" is nasty. Handy's under the blanket is enough to get you through the quick 3-hour hop to Denver.

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Do Astronauts do any actual work? Every time I see a video it's always "oh, look how toothpaste comes out ...... IN SPACE!" Yes. No gravity. I Get it! Go and check the fucking rockets or something.