Covid doesn’t suck as much the second time but I don’t like it still.

😢

Just a few days ago I was silently bemoaning the fall of the Denny’s promotional menu item to myself , and yet in an instant Peter Jackson et al have retuned to me a spark of the hope that JRR Tolkien found so fundamental to the human experience.

lol what an asshole.

Given his “only dropping out due to medical condition” statement, I’m predicting Biden will be the first person ever to be diagnosed with Forever Covid.

Imagine being a public figure whose future is probably in a large part dependent on running the talk show circuit every now and again to stay relevant, and now you have to be self-conscious about how you interact with a couch for the rest of your life. Fucking hilarious.

We should all start asking RFK Jr. quotes for more random shit and see what else he will admit to.

People give Robert F. Kennedy Jr shit, but it takes a certain amount of talent to make a story about horrifically abusing the corpse of a dead baby bear that fucking dull.

Has anyone called Vance J Deez Nuts yet?

Very ambitious of RFK Jr. to claim he will be “addressing the nation” on Friday. It looks much less sad when you say “address my supporters” when there are a half dozen people in the crowd.

I know everyone’s first instinct is to dunk on Elon Musk because he will never pull this off, but I think if we all gas him up hard enough and convince him that he needs to be on that first flight we can have live video of Elon exploding on a Space X launchpad in 10-15 years.

Getting ready for four years of people being really surprised when exactly what they were told would happen starts happening.

Seems like right wing populism is going to keep winning until responsible people who want to be leaders understand that people having anxieties about their financial situation and the state of the economy don’t feel better when you tell them how high the stock market is.

I’ve always wanted a movie with a car chase that only reaches a top speed of about 30 miles per hour and the main character constantly being recast by different dudes with a mustache so this is great for me.

Finding myself not particularly caring if Trump goes after people in the Biden administration and other Democrats given how badly they fucked us for the next decade plus.

Tuned into the Trump inauguration speech for literally less than a minute and was just in time to get this screen shot of Barron Trump looking like he wants to k*ll himself being stuck next to Elon Musk.