Drake be like

Clearly Gavin has the fire Planeteer ring but MAGA doesn't have the water Planeteer ring

When a conspiracy theorist (aka an idiot) has a new thing to get a boner over

We all have seen Forrest Gump nut on himself in that dorm room.

I wonder if any of my South Korean coworkers gonna FINALLY have a reason to complain or if they just gonna still be ok with all the fuckery.

I want a girl with a short dress and looooooooong COVID

On the plus side, making people who have been trained with weapons extremely mad and feeling hopeless could lead to really good news for all of us.

I change my mind. 17oz is the perfect amount for a single serving soda.

Random shoutout to the Del Monte can we used as an ashtray in college. You were a vital, beloved part of the crew.

My Spotify really said "oh I heard you really fucking hate the IDF". #DeathToTheIDF

Taco Bell in the UK had horse meat in it, innit?

One time in Japan while my grandmother was watching toddler me, I left the house and walked all the way to the salon my mom was getting her hair done at. PS: Shoutout to me for not getting abducted.

ICE is kidnapping black people in LA now... reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/s…

When you wanna Bring Her Back

The Trench Coat Mafia from the Columbine shooting was rumored to come shoot up my school (all the way in Maryland) so lots of students didn't go that day. But I did and even wore a shirt and tie because if I was gonna die, I was gonna look presentable.

Gonna have to go through the apocalypse on difficult mode because of my inventory...

So the A in AI just stands for Adolf.

My brain needs a backup external hard drive to process all the crazy and stupid shit going on that is distracting us from the even crazier and stupider stuff going on. PS: Literally like

How it feels to admit I am going to watch another season of #BachelorInParadise (even tho I don't even watch Bachelor or Bachelorette)

What's the chances of Elon's dumb ass secretly building five Teslas that can combine to make the Mega MechaHitler Zord?