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Why does everyone think that Barbie must get an Oscar? It was a below average movie. The Oscars are agenda over quality. Just because women were responsible does not mean it was great. academyawards Barbie

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Calling on all games to NOT buy any AAA titles for the next 2 years that do this. Play your steam backlog. You will send a very clear message. Lara Croft did nothing wrong, and does not need fixing.

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People keep talking about how GTA6 is the most anticipated game of alltime but they forget just how titanic V was. VI is going to be epic but V broke the mould and was a cultural and global phenomenon. #GTAVI #GTAV Ned Luke Shawn Fonteno

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For my entire adult life I've sung Elton John's Staurdays Alright For Fighting as "Gotta make a Death Star Plan". I refuse to learn the real lyrics as I feel it makes it a better song.

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I want to make a game where DSP and Low Tier God fight each other but all of their moves are excuses. ONLINE LAG-SHORYUKEN! Dales special move would be a dashboard quit combo. Phils would be to pull a hogan while drinking. Nobody would ever win a game. The King is Ready For the Fall Gaming Season! LowTierGod

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Just a reminder that The King is Ready For the Fall Gaming Season! has just told his viewers that he expects them to give him $400 a day in tips. He wants his audience to give him $124,000 A YEAR IN TIPS.

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If you are a game developer and hire a "narrative director" then you are a coward and have no confidence in your own ability to tell your story. No author or writer worth their salt would ever ask someone else to come in and finish their story for them. Cowardice.

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I don't care that the new protagonist for Ghost of Yotei is female. I love Tenchu and that has male and female Ninja. I do care that Sucker Punch Productions threw away Jins story. Are we going to have a new Ghost every game? An assassins creeds style franchise? Ghost of Insert Name Here

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Resident Evil 5 gets released and is called racist by the woke because of a white man shooting Africans. Assassins Creed Shadows is a black man slaughtering Japanese people with a sword and is championed by the woke. The hypocrisy is both astrounding and invisible to them.

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Not only did Ubisoft drop the easiest slam dunk in gaming history with AC Shadows, the didn't even have the sense to make it a game with NINJAS and not samurai. How easy should this lay up have been? And they STILL MISSED IT. 🤣

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I thought that Skycrane onto Mars was the most amazing thing I would see in my life. The brilliance of those people was astounding. Watching SpaceX catch that rocket today was just as incredible. Truly amazing times for our species. SpaceX NASA

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Remember in Arkham Origins where we got the Batwing...and it was for fast travel only? Why they didn't give us that instead of the batmobile in Knight. Imagine hammering around the city and choosing your drop point only to fly out the bottom of the batwing to the thugs below!

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You know that every single worker at every Jaguar factory went "aw fuck" when that "advert" came out. And they all had the piss mercilessly taken out of them by everyone around them.

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Electronic music explores other versions of songs. We get other versions and remixes. Rock doesn't do this. I think we are missing out.

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Most of us older #StarWars fans were excited by Finn in the Force Awakens trailer and expected him to be the lead. It was Disney that changed his face on the Chinese poster and diminished his part to a secondary, useless character. Not the fans. #JohnBoyega