Me at the garden centre for no reason

2 pints

when u come home smelling like another dog

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

him: I’m really into philosophy me:

Harrowing words from a senior emergency medicine doctor showing the despair at not being able to provide the level of care every doctor hopes to for their patients. Every doctor, nurse & HCW can empathise with this right now. Shared w/ permission. Pls RT to get this out there.

When I’m minding my business and I get slapped by a horny thought x.com/cakeblanchett_…

2 weekend creamfields tickets for sale - GOLD camping Face value or offers #creamfields

2 x Ndubz tickets for sale. Stanmer park Brighton Friday 7th July (Selling for friend) #Ndubz

Tiny men doing tiny work on my fence😅