Hahahhaa! YES!!

*Searchin for survivors after titanic sank "Is there any1 still alive out there?!" "Hello anyone!?" *faintly in the distance "DJ KHALED"

Life is too short to pretend you don't know the words to 2008 Avril Lavigne.

"I CAN'T FACE MY FEELS WHEN I'M WITH YOU"

It's not that I don't know how to type in proper English, it's just that I'm a lazy lil shit.

Nothing nothing nothing

Toast is a drug.

Why am I at home on a Saturday night oh wait that's right I have no social life.

It's 2015 and there still isn't a better solution for a hickie than a scarf.

Fuckn froot loops are the shit

It's a lonely weird relaxing feeling being the only one awake in a house full of sleeping humans.