Also, for those wondering about Charlie and Maria's relationship status #Survivor46 distractify.com/p/charlie-and-…

IM USING TWITTER PLS SEE ME 🥹 this is the poster for my upcoming show, f*ck tomorrow ❤️‍🩹🎤🎹

The older I get the more I feel an affinity with ugly naked guy from friends

You’re wrong

normal people on Memorial Day weekend: yay bbq! No work! Etc! Me on Memorial Day weekend: eagerly awaiting the Riot Fest lineup

On a rewatch the best part of Bo Burnham ‘s Inside is that he’s just playing Like we all had all these analyses and deeper meanings but he’s just making stuff and playing with costumes and lights and silly sounds and scripts…isn’t that beautiful????

I was today years old when I learned that Zooey Deschanel is engaged to a property brother lol

how could you not be romantic about baseball

Listening to Say Anything and the fact that they're not playing Riot Fest specifically this year is so disappointing. "At Riot Fest '24, I'll be coughing up corks" -PSYCHE! ... Let's see it!!!!!!!!!!! #riotfest

“Trump got shot in the ear so I got shot in the ear”

Let’s take a page out of bachelor nation and just make Kamala and Hillary the season leads

The group chat

Biden dropping out on national ice cream day is so on brand actually. iconic

what are you talking about? my 41yo ex is dating a lovely hot smart successful 19yo, the dating world is fine

Biden dropping out is the right choice but I have qs • was there anything strategic to the timing? Maybe to throw off the trump campaign strategy at the last possibly moment? • or was it simply the mounting pressure (w/ the ear shot & covid) • or like is Biden ok? Is he dying?

My dream is for a random tweet to go viral and then ppl scroll back and see that I live tweeted Toy Story in fall 2023 while high and they missed it

is it just me or did Hillary get a new haircut?

Hey can someone with power please tell Apple to make the iPhone mini again bc they won’t listen to me