Trump is the type to buy old trophies at a garage sale and sharpie his name onto them . Sadly 70 million morons would congratulate him on winning Miss Indiana and being a bowling champ. What a world.

Credits for the new Melania movie apparently say it’s in English , well fuck me she learned that quick eh 🤦‍♂️

okay you have won the internet today congrats

Who’d have thought ..

Trump & Brooke Rollins running simulations on the $3 sandwich 🥪

Trump got the Nobel Peace prize exactly like he got his wife. A used sloppy seconds .

Hey Americans , Trump taking a Nobel medal shouldn’t be the warning , the warning was when he took a soldiers Purple Heart like he deserved that too. Your country is an international embarrassment, no amount of ‘I voted for this’ will save your soul.

Lolz..l was like oh wow..impressive...until I seen the lady next to her roll away....im like hold on...

BREAKING: a dejected Riley Gaines walks away, after President Trump soundly rejects her offer to give him her 'tied for 5th place' swimming trophy in the women's 200 freestyle. #DonaldTrump #PeacePrize Riley Gaines

Scary, very scary.

MAGA will love this one!

BREAKING: President Donald J Trump has won the very coveted "Playboy Playmate of the Year" award.

Until he finds your porn tapes ..

Honest I’m not performative …

I’m wondering if the Trump name in the Epstein files isn’t Donald but maybe another family member 🤷‍♂️ Could be the reason for the desperation .

Greenland , so big it can hide 99% of Epstein files . Yuuuge

Argentina join the Board of Peace for a billion . Trump bailed there economy with 30 billion. Mmm .. something smells …

BREAKING: We have an exclusive photo of passenger reaction after an airline tried to play the #MelaniaFilm in flight. #melaniaMovie

Ive been really trying to get to the root of stephen miller's unquenchable anger and some theories are starting to form.

Let’s trigger 🤣