Copped this first edition, which is meaningful because it’s the origin of my favorite quote about the city.

Every fraternity social chair during a mixer with the sorority:

Where’s the lie?

Chilling with my homie, BIC boi. #client

i thought this was aesthetic

Damn homie. Chat clocking me.

All is Wright again in Queens. Thank you, Cap.

Oasis is so fucking back

It’s gorgeous out. Touch grass.

Omg this was twenty years ago. Also I swear I did not write that under my name 💀

If 2013 Specs could read my emails now, he would have fired me.

That feeling when you just pitched an idea for a client that will either get you fired or break the internet. It’s the best feeling in this weird ass industry.

I get more people commenting on this tee than any other shirt I own. Maybe they’ll follow me into the dark.

When I say I’ll go out for just one drink, this is what I mean.

Keys open doors. Pusha & Malice last night.

masquerade was incredible.

Nothing like randomly remembering in eighth grade for my final paper on Oedipus Rex, I convinced my teacher that I’d record a rap about it and it began with the bar: “Oedipus Rex vexed about his wife’s stress” And I’m not gonna lie I’m beyond proud of using the word vexed.

E.l.f. hiring Matt rife was not in my bingo card but they’ve already pulled his campaign. Seems like Annabelle is already cursing him.

A habit to kick. The age-old curse.

You’re delulu if you think I’ll ever say Skibidi.