Rest of the world right now:

I hope Kamala Harris has a giant glass of wine in one hand and her phone in the other right now.

Anyone heard from Elon Musk yet?

British people when the weather goes above 25°C.

why don’t mice make holes like these anymore?

Oasis tonight at the end of live forever

😂😂

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"Our first ever proper Hawkstone commercial and for some extraordinary reason, it’s been banned." - JC

I’M NOT FUCKIN’ LEAVIN’

Branch manager.. 😅

These cartoons never get old! A thread 🧵 1.

WrestleOops The roof will blow.

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep."

This screams 80s

Bobby “Boris” Pickett performing Monster Mash (1962) — the ultimate Halloween anthem that never dies. 🧛‍♂️🎶 Still the grooviest graveyard smash over 60 years later. 💀🕺

Tap the like button to see the Spacex surprise 😳 🤯🚀

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