8 year old? Bloody hell that was a rough few days.

'Citizen'.

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The #OxfordVaccine is only 70% effective... Ricky Gervais

This cries GCSE drama performance.

This week we saw Don turning his hand to games journalism. #Cyberdump2077

On the 4th tier of Christmas my true love gave to me... Hang on, that’s not how it goes. #tier4

Pigs In Blanket Burger | Christmas Season | Amused Bouche youtu.be/FL-5lEBrHWM

Happy Sunday every one! If you fancy watching me make what is essentially dish water, take a look. youtu.be/fMskZwwj9Bg

#JACKIEWEAVER #jackieweaverhastheauthority #parishcouncil #Handforth

Really worried I might be H. I always spell it definately. #LineOfDuty BBC One Line of Duty

Sadly we need to sell our tickets for Max Richter at South Facing Concert Series #crystalpalacepark 4 tickets - £140 but open to offers - 28th August. Anyone in Crystal Palace interested? DM for details Crystal Palace TT Crystal Palace Dinos Crystal Palace Park Crystal Palace SE19

Can’t believe we didn’t see that guy in a bucket hat once. #LoveIsland

Why am I crying more about Godwin winning #TheWheel than Rose winning Strictly

.Crystal Palace F.C. ?

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384

THE THING IS PEOPLE LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM WRONG BUT IF YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE LEADING SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE AT THE TIME YOU WILL SOON REALISE THAT THESE MODELS OF EXTINCT ANIMALS ARE AMONGST THE MOST ACCURATE RECONSTRUCTIONS OF ALL TIME BRO