FLAVOR MYSTERY Honey- mmm Butter- mmm Mustard- mmm Honey butter - oh yeah Honey mustard- oh yeah Butter mustard - WTF

Jon Bell is . . . Uh . . . Confident. #seavcol

Feels like one of those "name a random Sounder" days. Jordan McCrary.

Paul Rothrock has lost one of his most vital tools.

"oh geeze, I forgot my driver's license" "I'm sorry, sir; i can't let you purchase alcohol without age verification." "will you accept a full recitation of the Ducktales theme?" "from memory?"

ADRENALINE. IN MY SOUL. GONNA DESTROY MY OWN BUTTHOLE.

2007??

Cruz Azul manager ain't going to be on the flight to LA.

(It's Ianni.)

Craig Waibel has no idea what he's doing.

Georgi is the new Leo Chu #SEAvSAN

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try the fuck again

Seattle Sounders FC Musovski should carry Thomas's bags for the rest of the year.

Seattle Sounders FC Make Musovski wash Andrew's car.

Bravo to the production truck for the camera cut because the way Taylor Twellman goes from working it out in real time to “…oh boy,” is an all time live TV moment.

Peak MLS content.

"Loan with purchase option" is the theme of summer 2025. Every MLS team is buying players on Klarna.

"The Sounders are playing great! We don't need to sign anybody! Why do you want to interrupt Craig Waibel's golf game??" Meanwhile, over at the Shield leaders: