This is me graduating circa 2008

i'm built like this if you even care

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star sounds weirdly close to Bar-Bar Black Sheep, which sounds like you're bullying a mindless animal. #FridayThoughts

Crawling into the pub after work on a Friday like

It's still easy to spot. Cats don't move like that, like, at all.

It's the weekend and the coffee was strong

What if cats were olympic mousers tho

Say hi if you want a free pic 📸

We need a slur for people who @ grok

When you moved to the other side of the world and then see headlines back home that it's the opposite solstice

Actually had some time for a movie. Yeah, good. Not great. The Big Short was better.

Groksuckers.

Me or GTA6?

Bought a white noise machine for the baby. Haven't heard my tinnitus at night since.