Being a spurs fan is like having a terminal disease where you don’t even get to die at the end

Pmsl

TRUMP: President Stubb of Finland. He's uh, somebody that, where are we here? Huh? STUBB: I'm right here TRUMP: Oh.

I HATE KID ROCK !!! — GCN

HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT SINCE I SAID “I HATE KID ROCK” HE'S NO LONGER 'HOT?' — GCN

Budapest? Not everyone may remember this, but in 1994 Ukraine already got assurances of territorial integrity from the US, Russia and the UK. In Budapest. Maybe I’m superstitious, but this time I would try to find another place.

Just thinking.. if it takes a staffer half an hour to reply per email, that's.. £1,037 of taxpayers' money spent on *one* guy in need of a better hobby

So Russian drones are literally hitting NATO countries and apparently, all the political and media pressure to end the war is on Ukraine. Sounds extremely sensible and fair.

I think this is genuinely why i find them so cringe. It's not even being offended at waving flags of terrorist organisations, it's the annoying performative (and ultimately bottling) nature of it that's just cringe beyond belief

new florence + the machine

queen

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CRACKER BARREL?? KEEP YOUR BEAUTIFUL LOGO!!! THE NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE CHEAP VELVEETA “CHEESE” FROM WALMART, THE PLACE FOR “GROCERIES” (AN OLD FASHIONED TERM)!!! "FIX IT” ASAP! WOKE IS DEAD!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

how sad and devoid of love and enjoyment does your life have to be to attend one of these lmao

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE