Cro fuckin Shay Kid

Just won a game of fall guys. Questions? Concerns? Thanks, James

Running the football on this beautiful Decembah morning!

Havin a fuckin Dunkin Iced in this 20 degree weatha. Pope Catholic? #hometownhero

Walkah Buehlah sounds like a Bahston hero. Really just rolls of the tongue, kid. Going to Dunks to celebrate!

Just witnessed some live male genitalia at the ole rest stahp. Wasn’t even the classic pants to the ankles like my buddy Bernahd would do. Turned around and did a little hi how are ya. Scary stuff. Merry Christmas 🎄

Sucks about Teoscah kid. How do you not go back to the Dodgahs with all they got. Bregman could be the move, but it should still be my man Bogahts. Miss him dearly #xgongiveittoya

Takin tha T to the Gahden to watch the Celtics with my brotha. Had to really squeeze into this Tatum jersey. Too many Sam Adams on Christmas? Maybe. Super stoked to watch Al Hoahford, kid.

It’s not Fenway, but it’ll do. Gonna find some potatoes ☘️

Am I layering my OVO Yale T-Shirt with my new Yale winter jacket? Pope’s catholic ain’t he. Lets go to New Haven #eliyale

Reporting live from the John J. Lee Amphitheatah. My passion for Ivy League Basketball is oozing everywheah, kid.

Thanks, James

Gatah’s are good, knew that. Kentucky is bad, I lost trust. I’m lookin at Jewish Joker and the Lobos for one singular United States dollah. See you on the other side, James

Haven’t evah talked Irish on here. Not really the biggest football guy. It’s in the blood to happy for the kids. Well done by Coach Mahcus. First time I’ve ever liked anything a Jetah has done. ☘️ (The Jetah Downs HR of Cole was sweet though)

Random morning Sox thought: Jackson Holliday and Coby Mayo were trash last year, what’s to say Campbell and Anthony don’t also really struggle and if we make no moves we just miss the playoffs again? Scary stuff, Bregman would be worth it, kid.

Yesterday an unnamed member of my family turned the Sox game off to watch Jeopahdy. I mean I know it’s June but we gotta have some morals, kid.

Vacation with the Wife’s family to Yucatan. Hope nobody minds if this white masshole speaks a little Español. What channel are the Sox on heah?