Everyone on twitter right now 🤣

Best of Enemies slapped you should all go see. Top work James Graham

Today has been some of the most entertaining football I have ever seen. Going nuts for Netherlands with that second goal. And then those saves from Emi!! What a competition!!!

Got a couple of gifts from members at work today. Gave a couple of gifts out myself. Got pelted with some snow balls by a group of teenage lads whilst cycling on my bike. It has been a very emotionally confusing day.

A short poem This morning I woke Hungover Drove to a McDonald’s off the M5 I ordered 9 chicken nuggets 2 mayo chickens And a Double cheese burger There were no milkshakes here Broken machine Home

Heart broken

Protest, protest and then protest some more. They are trying to turn back the hands of time!!!

Things we love to see #UTV

"Many in this government want public services in a permanent state of collapse because it matches their privatisation agenda.. Clapping doesn't pay the bills." This 4 minute takedown of the Conservative party by Baroness Jones of Moulsecoomb is a must watch.

This government can actually do one

The undisputed champion of London Chinese

Goal of the month surely John McGinn #CHEAVL

God it feels good to be a villa fan right now #AVFC

See ya later Nadhim Zahawi #LocalElection

Was definitely waiting for Johnny English to swing down and steal his crown #Coronation

I have two Ziggy Alberts tickets for sale 11th June in London, DM me for details #ziggyalberts

Been a bit quiet on here lately! Currently galavanting around the country playing Romeo with The Lord Chamberlain's Men come see us and bring a picnic! It’s a cracking show x

Aston Villa VILLA PARK IS A FORTRESS!

This is an incredible piece of work by Jonathan Pie. From the research, to the sequencing, to the performance. You want to know why so many people are turning away from vapid MSM and looking to political comedy & alternative news? Look no further. 👇

Worth remembering, of course, that Osiris’ penis was devoured by fish