At this rate my pumpkins will be out by July ☔️

Final year landing probably during my busiest 6 months is an unnecessary stress I don’t need 👩‍🎓

I do not have a face for a rollercoaster photo

At this stage I’m ready to call it a day on summer and get the comfies and candles back out 👵🏼

The first 48 hours after getting your braces tightened is an unnecessary pain no one should suffer 🤕

I will 100% judge someone on how clean their trainers are

Wooden floors are class…. Until you have 2 dogs pacing it every night 🙃

The sun has absolutely not business coming out this late into the summer, my pumpkins are on tenterhooks waiting to come out

7 inch weight loss… 7 wines to celebrate, balance 🙃

I am so ready for my holiday, the wait I am not 😴😴

Global warming is really starting to play havoc with my home decor plans

If this weather could stay for my wee staycation next week that would be amazing ☀️🍂

The highly of my weekend is my naps 😴

I need Sophie Ellis-Bexter’s beautician on retainer immediately

Tinsel making a comeback this festive season is a trend I refuse to be on board with. Leave it in the 90s thank you

The lakes during half term, won’t be back 🤯🤯

My professional ambition in my career is to afford a house suitable for my Christmas decoration obsession

John Lewis take a bow… 🎄

My puppy needs to drop his rebellious teenage attitude asap or I may drop kick him

What a difference coming home with a little bit of sunlight showing makes ☀️