*escapes 2017 only to realize that 2018 is going to be the same*

There is disturbance In the force and in myself. Ben put your shirt on.

No one had told me Luke lived on an island. I really can’t swim.

I do not like men. I also don’t like women. I do not mind sand.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I GIVE YOU... THE VIDEO I WAS BORN TO MAKE

A tiny green man Keeps appearing in my dreams And insulting me.

BB8 writes too. But I can’t translate his work Into written words.

The fish nuns hate me. If I’m killed on this island Tell Finn it was them.

there’s been something on my mind that’s been bothering me for quite some time so i made a playlist because music is a great way to convey a message

One quarter portion?! If the Dark Side has more food I’ll betray the Light.

Who is Jar Jar Binks? Is he a hero of old? Please educate me.

Jedi school at dawn?! I would rather Luke kill me Like he tried with Ben.

Wanna hear a joke? What’s hotter than the desert? Burning Anakin.

Blowing up a Death Star used to mean something.

i use acronyms now DTF: destroy the Falcon WTF: wreck the Falcon BTS: blast that ship SMDH: stabbing my dad Han AF: asteroid field NSFW: no sand fans welcome ASL: as supreme leader HMU: hate my uncle NP: no porgs YMMV: yes my magnificent vader GTFO: glory tothe first order

New Olympic sport: Pretend to care while hearing Luke’s boring stories.