Asking "how much sleep do I need to catch up on the weekend, to make up for sleeping less during the week?" is like asking "how much kale do I need to eat on the weekend to make up for all the cheeseburgers I ate during the week". 🥗🍔😂#SLEEP2018

Theresa May: "When will he answer my question?" Jeremy Corbyn: "You're meant to answer the questions, not ask them" Theresa May: "I didn't ask a question!" Really, she really said that It's beyond a joke, May is a national embarrassment. #PMQs

#gardenshour My first participation. When would be best to move a big boston fern to a larger pot? It has been 4yrs in the same pot indoors and looks like it could do with it but don't know when.

Put it to the people

Nothing says "Vote Labour" louder than security tags on baby formula.

Oh wow

Last year 294 MPs voted down a bill which would have seen the UK accept 3,000 unaccompanied child refugees. Truly astonishing that we are happy to bomb a country but not willing to let innocent refugees escape and live here in safety #SyriaStrikes

Expecting anyone to be able to provide at least one and preferably four pieces of documentary evidence that they were in the UK for every one of the past fifty years is grotesque, brutal, sadistic. I despise the people who run this country.

This is what is called a serious burn. Theresa May's face is priceless.

Last week a scientist colleague of mine -EU nat living in UK- was held at UK border & forced to complete Eng language test. Asked why, told 'do not ask why', then told b/c of 'fake EU passports'. This after hers was scanned & confirmed genuine Intimidation tactics, pure & simple x.com/mikegalsworthy…

Freudian drive

You couldn’t make it up! Our esteemed Government chose the week that the ‘hostile environment’ news headlined to start a nurse recruitment drive in the Caribbean to cover the loses of EU nurses deciding to leave the NHS and UK. nursingtimes.net/news/workforce…

I have about as much chance of finding a birthday card that adequately reflects my relationship with my father as Kidderminster Harriers do of winning the fucking Champions League.

Writing this made me angry If the government is so sorry about #windrush now, why weren't they sorry six months ago, or even 8 days ago? theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/a…

And that’s that. Gunnersaurus feeling it...