Jake Watterson (@jakewattermelon) 's Twitter Profile
Jake Watterson

@jakewattermelon

aspiring retiree

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calendar_today12-07-2011 02:37:02

19,19K Tweet

534 Followers

393 Following

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

a year ago

Natty time. Holy shit

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

a year ago

Jordan Love is a 2 pack of ass, and Caleb Williams is better.

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

a year ago

The real inauguration.

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

a year ago

What game are y’all talking about? Kyle Tucker is a Cub and the Daytona 500 is in less than a month.

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

a year ago

Caleb Williams wouldn’t be putting up a clunker like this tonight. #SuperBowl

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Lewis Hamilton
@lewishamilton

10 months ago

YUP

YUP
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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

9 months ago

Back at the Friendly Confines. Happy Opening Day!

Back at the Friendly Confines. Happy Opening Day!
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Talkin’ Baseball
@talkinbaseball_

9 months ago

MIGUEL AMAYA GAME-TYING HOME RUN WITH TWO OUTS IN THE NINTH!

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

9 months ago

Fly the goddamn W!

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

8 months ago

Smd Milwaukee Brewers

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@malortmatt

8 months ago

If the cubs don’t extend Kyle Tucker I’ll make January 6th look like a fucking slumber party.

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

8 months ago

Absolute legend

Absolute legend
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Chicago Cubs
@cubs

8 months ago

omg babe the second angle of the PCA grand slam just dropped!!!!

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

7 months ago

What a drive Rajah Kirby Caruth!!!!!

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

7 months ago

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

6 months ago

I need Chad Sellers’s take.

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

6 months ago

Caught a little whiff of football weather outside today 👀

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Cubbie Bellinger
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5 months ago

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Jake Watterson
@jakewattermelon

3 months ago

#FlyTheW

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21 days ago