“What’s your biggest fear?” Other players: bugs and other dumb shit James Hagens: not winning a Stanley Cup.

This shit is killing me man, they absolutely fucking nailed it and then went "ok now add the Ruin Everything filter"

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doin pretty good

Yankees stadium offering free hot dogs to ICE Agents. A small gesture from New York, served with mustard. 🌭

extremely rare Zohran

James Hagens going from Boston College to the Boston Bruins

Red Sox Updates: The Red Sox have died.

It’s definitely both but hell yeah

Someone has gotta primary this fucking stooge

Primary NOW

The Bruins should do this with the museum of science

Holy shit they have fat yoshi there!?!?!

Fans wanting to trade Bregman so we essentially burn the bridge with one of the only 3 difference making bats in free agency this offseason #ok!

Boy who’s going to be okay

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my honest reaction

Eichel slotting in there real nice

Goodnight everyone. James Hagens Boston Bruins.