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@jakehooninc

patient number 523 | for #jakehoon love club

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calendar_today08-02-2022 15:41:38

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sunghoon: [plucking flower petals] jake loves me sunghoon: he loves me not sunghoon: he loves me sunghoon: [plucking the last petal] he loves me not :( jake: [rushing over with his arms full of more flowers] no that's not true! here, do it again!

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jake: i don't know, i just kinda feel like we're meant to be together. i mean, just look at how fate threw us at each other! sunghoon: [waking up at 3 am] how did you get here in my bed? jake: fate. i just told you

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jake: i can't be stressed today, sunghoon said it's bad for the baby jay: what baby?! jake: it's me. i'm the baby and stress is bad for me

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jake: i suck sunghoon: hey, don't say that. believe in yourself jake: i'm good? sunghoon: now that's more like it! jake: i'm very good! sunghoon: ...let's not get carried away

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jake: [holding a large box in his hands] what would you say if i came home one day with 4 puppies? sunghoon: sunghoon: what's in the box jake: sunghoon: jaeyun, what's in the box jake: i think you know

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sunghoon: what should you do if a snake bites your leg? jake: elevate and apply pressure sunghoon: [lifts up the snake] apologize to me or else!

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jake: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart sunghoon: i photosynthesize with this.

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jake: why is sunghoon crying on the floor? jungwon: he took one of those 'which ENHYPEN member are you?' quizzes. jake: and? jungwon: he got you sunghoon: oh my jakey we are so meant to be

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[phone rings] jake: who's this? hacker: i have all the passwords to your accounts... jake: oh cool! can you list them all in a text for me? thanks!

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sunghoon: i like jake so much, but i suck at flirting jay: here he comes! just try complimenting him sunghoon [to jake]: happy birthday!

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jake: so that giant box is sunghoonie's gift for me? ni-ki: yep jake: [sighs] he's inside it, isn't he? ni-ki: yep sunghoon: [inside the box] i told you not to tell him!

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sunghoon [stroking jake's hair]: i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. i don't want it to be too cold though. jake [lying with his head in sunghoon's lap]: but we're not engaged? sunghoon [facepalming]: fuck, that's what i forgot to do last night!

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jake: knock knock i'm here with cake, presents, and flowers sunghoon: [opening the door] thanks. i only see the cake though jake: i got you presents and flowers too sunghoon: where's the present jake: me sunghoon: ...the flowers jake: also me sunghoon: ...yeah that's right