The Beatles or Metallica

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets for adults

i love politics. they are so much fun. they do nothing but bring people together

Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of. It's mental hygiene, like brushing your teeth for your mind. If you're not regularly opening up your psyche and cleaning out all the crap that's accumulated, your mental and emotional health is going to decay.

Turn off the news !!! Play music !! Walk your dog !! Enjoy your life !!

Have #FlatEarthers found the edge of the earth yet?

At least 90% of our perceived problems magically go away after a good night's sleep, a healthy day of eating, and a nice walk outside.

When life gives you lemons, lean back and squeeze that shit into your eyeballs. Then glare back at life and say, "that all you got, motherfucker?"

artists, aint nothing wrong with collaborating, having ppl write with/for u, working w producers. it doesnt make u less of an artist. we dont all gotta be russ. just credit ur collaborators and make sure they get a fair share of the money u generate off of their hard work.

I walk a weird line - I like the finer things in life but am also the world’s biggest cheap ass

I just stopped reading a book to watch a video called “how to read more books”

Got the same poster

I like the quote which suggests that when you are dead, you do not know you are dead—the pain is only felt by others. And the same is true for being stupid.

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

People tend to overestimate what they can do in one year but underestimate what they can do in ten.

“What you doing?” Oh not much. Just bored shoveling food into my mouth until my stomach explodes.

It just occurred to me that Elvis never even played Warped Tour. Embarrassing.

Normal people want a relationship, a house and a car. I want Tom Delonge to join blink-182 again.

All the time

God I love mark. So glad he’s alive and thriving. Long live blink