She said "I love your dick" before "I love you" and honestly that's how it should be lol

#latenightthoughts a devoted Muslim and a devoted Christian are a whole world of a difference. But yet they bleed the same blood. There is no difference #srilanka

How bittersweet it is to find a single certain source of happiness.

For the love of the fam

Yea I keep my mic on while playing Apex. Hello friend

Yooooo Apex just got super competitive. #squadup

Praying with someone is soooooo powerful you have no idea.

Dont blame me when you finally realize what's best for you

I want canes yo

Treating your SO like a POS because you're mad? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

What happened happened. No matter how bad you miss it, how bad you want to, you can't re-live the past.

2 reasons to talk to an ex: 1. You're stupid 2. You're not over them and you're stupid

What does a parrot do when he breaks his wing? Deploy his parrot-chut

So bored!

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Brain: Make up your mind Me: stfu

Waking up at 3am is scary af

Being single after a few years is like waahhhh

I see the ocean in her eyes🌊 Not your eyes tho, your eyes look like menudo

I haven't been single since this pandemic started...wtf yall do? Skype? Lol