Brown Slices There is a war in Ukraine. It is not a straightforward situation.

Nike is the victor!! To pick the winner… Retweet and reply tagging a friend who would shank a free kick just like robert huth wearing a pair of these! The WINNER will be picked at random by 12:00 tomorrow! I’ll let the winner pick a pair from the 3 below.

ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation. We’ve been to their HQ to tell them who he really is. Watch the vid and the full biopic

KLD OUT. BRING BACK PARKY AND SALMON PANTS.

Can’t reply to everyone but they’re being taken down, KLD is doing his nut and we weren’t aware of what was going up (still our fault). We asked NUFC to cover up the branding to prevent damage but then allowed their signage contractor to come in and do it with no supervision🤦🏼‍♂️

FULL TIME Old Ship 3-2 Ryhope FC Less said them lot the better… ⚽️ Luke ⚽️ Reece ⚽️ Chuck ⭐️ Luke #UTS 🚢

🎶 Europe again, ole, ole, ole 🎶 #nufc

There’s a reason why pep wants an extra midfielder alongside Kdb foden and Rodri btw

Can’t wait for the reform freaks to wake up the morra 🤣 3 seats ya MELT

Looking for 3x tickets to Green Man Festival, hmu!!

Anyone got a ticket for Fontaines DC at Boiler Shop Newcastle for the 29th???

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Last 3 tweets start with FEE. Coincidence?

to understand the rook, you must first become the rook

Luke o’nien 75 times a game

Have Newcastle wrapped up their deal for fuk-in no-one yet Keith?

Who is more famous

Sunderland take the lead. [1-0] 47'

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