the weird thing about getting harassed online by 100s of linkin park stans is that none of them tell you to kill yourself

Need a fake gay job like creative director badddddd

top 10 most hurtful things you can say to an American:

temples symbolize the reverence of men, taj mahal stands for the never-ending love of a man, now tell me what strikes a deeper chord

list of things that didn't happen today

Topology win

which event marks the common era again ?

Back in my day CEOs used to have affairs with their secretaries. Now, thanks to woke, they have affairs with 50-year-old Chief Pronoun Officers

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting

Zohran Mamdani wants to “ban all guns” and “defund the police”, and then flys to Uganda for his wedding celebration guarded by masked special forces at his family’s multi-million dollar compound. As always… Socialism for thee, not for me.

-shows an office from Hyderabad, India

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

how unemployed do u have to be to log every movie you watch on an app

this kind of music (and person) got ruined for me when I traveled around the world and realized all hippies are basically degenerate backstabber grifters and the peace and love aesthetic hides a really gritty underbelly