⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️ (@jakalfayan) 's Twitter Profile
⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️

@jakalfayan

🇦🇲 Building Energy AI 🤖, Raddad🤙, frac Engineer📐, EnergyBytes host 🎙️, energy tech, crypto 🚀, data💾, JDMs, diehard hog fan 🐗#WPS

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Now brought to you by #ComfortColors if you find me at OTC tomorrow and show me collide on your phone you might just end up with a t-shirt

Now brought to you by #ComfortColors if you find me at OTC tomorrow and show me collide on your phone you might just end up with a t-shirt
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Leeroy Jenkins turned 20 yesterday. Thanks for the memories. You made the whole dev team laugh and this is why we make the games.

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Just just jumped out of my tuck to check on neighboring driver (literally parked in traffic on the feeder road, head hanging straight down). Homie was straight up napping. That’s how bad traffic is on I-10. All bc of one off-ramp closure. #bangarang TxDOT- HOU District you’re the best!

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Love that even AI is using terrible naming practices for the files it's writing.... haha waiting for a _working_v1_final_final_good to pop out soon Cursor FTW

Love that even AI is using terrible naming practices for the files it's writing.... haha waiting for a _working_v1_final_final_good to pop out soon <a href="/cursor_ai/">Cursor</a> FTW
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Here are the price differences for the avg american consumer from 2005 to 2025: Groceries: +155% Housing: +90% Healthcare: +120% Education: +58% ——— Gasoline: 0% Over that 20 yr span the US Oil and Gas Industry became a global energy superpower. This ^ is the result.

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How’s it possible, in the year of our lord 2025, that so many people still drive in the rain without their lights on. I just don’t understand, it’s so dangerous for everyone around you. Stop it.

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One of my favorite things about working at collide. Is our show and tells. Once or twice a month we order lunch and let everyone show off what they’ve been working on. Great for culture, great for internal communication and eduction. Shoutout Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ & team for implementing!

One of my favorite things about working at collide. Is our show and tells. Once or twice a month we order lunch and let everyone show off what they’ve been working on. Great for culture, great for internal communication and eduction. Shoutout <a href="/FracSlap/">Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️</a> &amp; team for implementing!
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.TeamSnap got a team newsletter sent to me from the coach with my wife’s name on it but my wife has no access to any of that. It’s from someone else email but has her name as the send. Please explain asap.