What can I tweet?

Just spent almost an hour and a half trying to finish the first level of Hitman 3. I restarted 3 times

Just nade myself a banger smoothie

My ass really be like "I should fix my sleep schedule"... Then play games until 4am

Today, I have decided to X. Thus, I am X-ing your mom

Hello guys, today is a day where the day before was a day that just so happened to be another day. So I will be X-ing again. Hi.

Have you ever thought so hard that you forgot about... The thing you uh... You forget?

Nature has perfected aerodynamics long before we even discovered it.

I don't wanna live for money, but I need money to live. I hate it.

I'm an hour late to work. Here are my thoughts: Who even managed to find out about nuclear?

Imagine having Hot Wheels, but lice sized. That'd be sick!

Today is the day that today's day is today! :D

The alphabet contains everything necessary to cook meth.

Swing, earth, homework... Uh fucking pickles... Chaos! Encyclopedia! Feels like existing

I enjoy pissing in the toilet because I dont have to clean the floor afterwards.

Today, I sat down because I was standing up. I then stood up because I was sitting now. Today was physically exhausting

Today. The bus. It kickflipped.

Being jobless is fun until you have a job and cant be jobless because you have a job.