villain: I think that you will find that I am quite sane me: oh ok, sorry

That's path of the course

I just saw Moby at the grocery store. He was buying steaks and had a full head of hair… very unlike him

Deeply honored to have been invited for a personal audience with Pope Francis Pope Leo XIV this morning alongside Prime Minister Mia Amor Mottley of Barbados.

Ah good, they have my brand in ☺️

So... she's single now? 😍

Spot on Sheila

Hey, got you some oatmeal

🙄

What's this a reference to

Printed out 50 of these gonna tape them to the front of random small businesses

I think you should be allowed to make 1 or 2 mistakes when entering a password

Have they tried looking down the back of the sofa

This is you guys with all your recent Father’s Day posts