My biggest gripe with this speech is that superman never specified who it is that he loves and what hes scared of It shouldve been “I love Lois Lane and my parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, and im scared of losing them, so i hope you dont kill them luthor,” and so on

I told this unhinged creep that if he tweeted about Layla or the other young women who accused him of harassment and filed No-Contact Orders against him again, I’d release our DMs. I reminded him that every time he does, he terrifies them and triggers rape and death threats. He

I fucking love this. Trump tells the Prime Minister of Norway that he better get the Nobel peace prize. The next day, his name is removed from consideration.

imagine listening to shoegaze here

Emi holding her phone up with telekinesis 😭💖

2013 to 2025 😂

ManfromRio Calling it now: Trump creates the American Peace Prize and awards himself a gold coin

Something big and good will happen in September

Supercolliders 😔

Leading Report After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, we -- like most Americans -- thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed. We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store.

Hey Jordan, Circuit City doesn't have any stores in California...or anywhere, for that matter. It's online-only. Why are you spreading disinformation?

Been trying to put on some weight 🙂

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I went to the doctor yesterday and my height was the lowest it's been since first puberty 🤓 still taller than u tho oomfie 🤭

03/14/2027

I saw a movie tonight

Um actually he has a clotting disorder 🤓 (My guess is a minor stroke that was never publicly announced)