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"does it have any side effects" *Doctor starts chuckling* ????? "The reason I laugh is the main side effect is that it tends to make you ravenously horny"

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God, why is my magic box that shows me anything I want on earth and plays any piece of media and talks to people via spaceships and has 100 things connected to it, and does basically any mental task imaginable so complicated.

Tulia porn is up. We're super cute together. This flu, I can't with this flu, I am so stir crazy. Gonna just text all my exes and learn french.

That's odd

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*lana editing* "Hmm does this video have an orgasm? Let me skip to the half way point and check"

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Jesus christ my cock used to be huge.

'He' is gender neutral, that's my new position

Who do i talk to about getting an award statue turned into a dildo?

I am happy as a clam, other than to be leaving California. Ill be back to my regular scheduled shows in a few days with lits to talk about. Here's me, "jade69", at an award show with a cutie

Dangerbones is a top???