Me: babe i’m lost Me: in tunnels under lawn Wife: Wearing your helmet babe? Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :) Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;) Me: 👷‍♂️👍 Me: i cant hear u digging babe Wife: It was a big coin😳 Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*

There are zero Shia clerics or scholars on Zohran’s committees

big fan of zones, oblasts, special administrative regions, districts, etc

if you remember anything about me remember that i didn’t enjoy this. i didn’t like being alive

at mcdonalds get the sad meal

Missing

there's such a big discrepancy between what adults think (or hope) will be formative and memorable for a child, and what a child actually commits to memory or finds impactful. like all I remember from my childhood trip to disneyland is a wall covered in gleaming black mosaic tile

The longed-for Christmas vacation is now here, and I am about to waste it shamefully. Franz Kafka, 1912.

Edward Henry Potthast - "The Witchery of the Moonbeams" (1906)

A Beautiful Haunting - Reginald E. Higgins (British, 1877-1933)

unidentified girl

ALL PRESENT HAVE CHOLERA

waiter waiter more reki #haibanerenmei

I was a Hitler Youth. :(