Oh, Roger 🤣😆😂

i think kermit and miss piggy have the most beautiful love of all time. pigs have no neck so they can’t look up to see the stars, but i know that Kermit would personally a pull every single one down from the sky for her

she tweeted this after knocking my books down, giving me a swirlie, and shoving me into a locker. and i’m the mean one?

“my name is girly teengirl and i just moved here from um, farawayville”

roomie outing

kinda a perfect Thanksgiving album (involves familial trauma, disillusionment with the american empire, and a hearty meal)

woahhh how did they know i like these songs 😳

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

bro i understand the denotation of your words but the connotation is lowkey troubling

it’s so joever

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

I do not use chatgpt because I am scared of evil things I am just really scared of evil

I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me

gay guy friday (feat. jacob + emo normie)

The woke left? Without saying goodbye?