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Why stop there take Royce Lewis and Carlos Correa while you’re at it

Division rivals are welcome to make fun of the Guardians all they want, but y’all also have to remember that we’re the only AL Central club to reach the ALCS within the past nine years and we’ve done it twice.

If you entertain Jose Ramirez trade discourse, or cuck-out and say he shouldn’t have signed here, you are a fucking neanderthal. He chose us, for life, and saying that we don’t deserve him or we should trade him is painfully dumb. Try breathing through your fucking nose.

Four bombs incoming from Nolan Jones

Can’t homer tonight so nothing bad is going to happen in world news fortunately

Bad offense mediocre rotation and a bullpen so shallow that “Matt Festa” is pitching in a one-run game after an off day who has it worse?

I’m tired of hearing Steven Kwan extension discourse on the timeline. Sorry friends, it’s not happening. He’s going to hit free agency, and he’s going to leave.

I’m flattered but I’m still going to make you deactivate when I win #thebet

Why are these being wasted in AAA

He absolutely will not learn a single thing fwiw

You all know that Logan Allen is my least favorite type of pitcher to watch, but he is absolutely serviceable as a 4-5 starter and that’s all we needed him to be this year.

Every time I look at the comments of these posts I realize how much this app has become a sewer.

“How can you not know Kyle Manzardo’s OPS against left-handers if you’re going to bench him against them?”

The prototypical Gavin Williams at bat: 1. Get ahead in the count 2. Throw waste pitches and fall behind 3. Walk batter

Matt Festa is apparently Stephen Vogt’s new Nick Sandlin and it makes me hate them both

“You don’t know the average ERA of relief pitchers who face the same team three times in a short series?”

It’s still me

Umpire incompetence has always been the worst part of baseball

I keep forgetting that the sample size is still small enough that an 0-for-4 is like a 75-point swing

Can’t wait for all of us to get excited about a possible call up and it turns out he’s just hurt again