One bit that I can't stop doing even though nobody has ever found it funny is whenever someone tells me what city they're from no matter what I'll say "ah, the windy city"

O/U 12.5 days. Who wants action?

Need someone to put the Curb music to this

That’s kinda exactly how I’d do it

Still the best film of the year

Oppenheimer Memento Interstellar The Prestige The Dark Knight Trevor Lines thoughts?

The Cubs management is so disappointing. They didn’t want to give up the big prospects for Gore. Why not? If you resign Tucker then your lineup is kinda set for the next 3 years. Could’ve had 3 playoff runs with club control of Gore. In three years it’ll be time to blow it up

What the hell does this mean? So it’s part of the plan to never have massive up years? I’m confused.

Todd Gurley is 30 years old

I normally don’t curse on here but I’m sorry I have to let lose. Movie theaters are gonna fucking DIE if they don’t do something about people who don’t close their goddamn jaws during the movie. You’re not in your living rooms. You’re in a theater that people paid good money for

Robert De Niro as Thanos

Is this the worst play of all time?

Take a bow, Brandon.

“Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and quite possibly my entire life?” is a hall of fame PTA line.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Huh?

Here’s the part where we score runs in more than the first inning