Good mourning Baltimore

Every edgy adult party game

This is what it feels like walking into a Spencer's

Who wanna play pass or piss w me... heh

My 6 year old brain simply could not comprehend that this was the same person

Are caesar salads getting better or has my life just gotten a lot less interesting?

Peaches are getting unreasonably juicy

Love the idea of someone who’s both in a polycule but normie enough to buy something they saw on a subway ad

(Me discussing my movie about ham that I wrote for free) "Yeah I wrote it on speck."

Every viral food trend

they’re fucking right

Wayne Gretzky if he was a filmmaker: “You miss 100% of the takes you don’t shoot”

Wait Hamilton is so good

More like Definitely Happy Ending! Friggin loved that show.

A beautiful night at Citi Field means a beautiful opportunity to see the Washington Nationals beat the Mets.

Uh, Mr. Sign Maker? You accidentally printed the same thing twice 😂

At long last…Fenway. 23/30

The subway should give you miles a la an airline

The worst guy at your 4th of July

College really gave me unrealistic expectations about the amount of praxis I’d be seeing in the world