Crazy Frog during Fight for Life Fundraiser at Hard Rock Cafe Piccadilly in London, Great Britain (2005)

Why do so many shopping trolleys end up in canals?!

I love it when English people slap both knees and say RIGHT when it's time to leave

Absolutely fuckin buzzin for that new chicken run film

RIP Shane Macgowan, that's not very Christmassy :(

I once delivered a hot tub to the house of the official 17th oldest cat in the world lol

Why have i only just found out skeptas real name is joe lol

Main land seagulls wouldn't pinch your chips so why do ones by the sea?

I am going to win the euro millions tonight I can feel it

Officially became old today when the Glastonbury lineup came out and I had never heard of one of the headliners. Who is SZA

Would 100% sign up to be on a one way flight to Rwanda

Absolutely mental that it's cheaper to fly to Budapest for bank holiday than get the train to Blackpool from Birmingham lol

Good to know my new phone case is 'Smooth like baby skin' lol

Is it vindaloo naa naa or vindaloo naan naan?! 🤔

Those European shops that are popping up everywhere are the unsung heroes of 2024. Dodgy vapes and cheap foreign fags what more do you want

It's very useful having arms and legs life would be a lot more difficult without them.

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You’re only suppose to blow the bloody doors off.

Why at 3AM am I always awake thinking of things like what 'The Carrick Role' was and when my alarm goes off for work i could sleep for one million years