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Jack Faulkner

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So sad seeing the clips of Man Utd’s next manager, looking so happy and fulfilled at Sporting. We are going to watch his spirit get crushed for the next two years and there’s nothing we can do.

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JK Rowling having to use an AI image of a swan for her twitter header because real swans don’t want to have anything to do with her.

JK Rowling having to use an AI image of a swan for her twitter header because real swans don’t want to have anything to do with her.
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I reckon that if you said to Trump that he can only win elections when it’s against a woman it would cut him deep in his soul, like Marty McFly being called chicken. Honestly, I think if you time it right in the next 4 years it will bring on the inevitable heart attack.

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“Oh yeah, we can watch this Lord Lucan thing, why not? - me, an hour ago. “WE’LL CATCH THIS RAT BASTARD IF IT KILLS ME” -me, on the plane to Mozambique, now.

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Every Christmas advert has sounded the same for the last 10 years. Like they are running out of time and have to play the whole festive song but really quickly.

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Gary Lineker not presenting MOTD, I’ll get used to. Him not presenting the World Cups or Euros will be very odd to start with.

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Twitter is dying, it seems. I’ve gone and joined Bluesky. Hoping it gets past the stage Threads got stuck in, which was just talking about Twitter and Threads.

Twitter is dying, it seems. I’ve gone and joined Bluesky. Hoping it gets past the stage Threads got stuck in, which was just talking about Twitter and Threads.