✍ We are delighted to confirm the signing of midfielder Frank Onyeka on a five-year deal from FC Midtjylland 👉 bit.ly/FrankOnyekaSig… #OnyekaAnnounced

✍ We are delighted to announce a new long-term contract for Mads Roerslev #BrentfordFC

Pretty sure shirt numbers don’t go that high 👍

Can we get more train stations where the doors open on both sides, really want to see cyclists panicking when their bike falls out of the train

Current odds for Frank’s replacement Knutsen 👀

Or how about we don’t do that?

The only way that can be true if it's to be the Brentford Penguins gaffer

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So don’t delay Act now, supplies are running out Allow if you’re still alive 6 to 8 years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offers shunned You might as well be walking on the sun

Bit extreme scouting don’t you think?

First bit of good news this week is I have the grades I need

Made by yours truly

I love huel. when I wake up in the morning the first thing I think about is huel, I leave it in the fridge and it’s nice and refreshing in the morning as a meal replacement. Get yours now I prefer chocolate flavour. You tell me what you prefer?

Crying again

Sack Claus Norgaard to cheer us all up Brentford FC

Franks for the memories 🫡

Smoke it you carbonara cunt Fabrizio Romano

#brentfordfc have appointed Marinus Dijkhuizen as the new Head Coach with Roy Hendriksen his assistant

BREAKING | #brentfordfc are delighted to announce that Dean Smith is confirmed as our new Head Coach