Play those drums, Ben! #FlyTogether

Been a rough two weeks. Moms headed home. I’m hopefully about to get my stents removed. About to be a new man. Cannot wait. Shout out advanced facial and plastic surgeons at UTSW. Absolute dream team.

I CAN BREATHE!!!! AIR IS SO COLD. NO ONE TOLD ME. THIS IS NUTS. IM TAKING BIG ASS NOSE BREATHS. IM AMPED UP.

oh gross i didn't know there was protein in this powder i was only drinking it for the lead

someone asked “can i bum a scroll” because they deleted instagram off their phone

I Think You Should Leave sketch

I told all 1,500 of you so

Here we go again. But this time I’m monetised baby!

“He who sells what isn't his'n, must buy it back or go to prison” —1850s trader Ask me how I know!

NO ONE poops my poops except ME.