I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

she’s coming up for every zionist bitches, her ex manager, gal gadot and now samsung like period queen take them down ONE BY ONE.

En Panamá están tan desinformados que piensan que el evento de UmaMusume es un evento therian xd Dios mío país de mierda como desinforman rápido.

nigga portugal is NEXT TO spain

Michaeljacksongotdivorced? Iaintevenknowhewasmarried

Alguien que le dice X a Twitter no me va a venir a enseñar a usar Twitter.

You can never say the wrong thing to the right person

que lindas son las mujeres ojalá no fueran tan malas

I’m so into healthy confrontation like let’s talk about it actually

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

MJ: “I love Michelangelo. If I had a chance to talk to him, i would want to know about what inspired him to become who he ist, the anatomy of his craftsmanship, not about who he went out with last night.” Oprah: “How much plastic surgery have you had?” 🤡🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

eu pagaria pra assitir 1 hora dos momentos mais engraçados que eu já tive com meus amigos

China por volta do ano 105 d.C: *inventa o papel* China em 2025:

No me gusta q hablen mal de Usuario de Instagram…

odio la narrativa de “nadie va a venir a salvarte” porque actually! they will. Nos vendieron tanto el cuento del individualismo y de no necesitar a nadie cuando el precepto humano más simple y real es que “it takes a village” y estén seguros que esa village va a venir a salvarnos

Ojalá nunca se deje de politizar el fútbol