Jordan Schmaltz (@j_swish24) 's Twitter Profile
Jordan Schmaltz

@j_swish24

Couple cups of Joe in @nhl, 1x @TheAhl AllStar. I’m not saying I was good. @LiveInFivePod || @HNIS_Official || The People’s Insider 📞📞

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Martinook with a textbook parachute pull. A great business decision. He pulled that chute like he was deplaning a fighter jet during the Korean War. One of those chute pulls where you kiss that note from your wife and say a Hail Mary. Everything after this is out of my hands and

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PK Wrenchban just said that this game might decide who wins the series. Yeah it might fella. Back to you Emily. Back to you Weeksy. Back to me.

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🚨Breaking: #sources out of Nevada have told me Evander Kane will indeed take a car service in the Rolls Royce all the way back to Edmonton following tonight’s game #2. Sounds like the plan is to stay tonight just south of Reno at the Bunny Ranch before venturing north thru the

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What was Nic Roy doing?? Haha. Just saw a chin exposed and figured he’d crosscheck the shit out of it 🤣🤣 #VegasBorn -93.1

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97. Oh my river dancing. That’s the type of two step you only see in Craven Saskatchewan during an Eric Church concert. Wow #LetsGoOilers -People’s

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I’ve seen jocks hung up in Vegas before out of respect. The most memorable one being a stripper by the name of “Goldie” who famously tugged 4 guys off with all 4 limbs at once for a going rate. I didn’t witness it but trust local sources. However I did witness Jack Eichel, should

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I just want to go on the record and say Jordan Hudson is not banned from Hockey Night in Scottsdale .. this is a show with the biggest female demographic in hockey and sport. As as the #1 show in the world we have to be leaders. Women who are dating coaches should be allowed on the field and

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Ace is back tonight. Wat do you think he’s been doing all week besides visualizing in the mirror saying hey it’s ace. Ace here.