Poor Avani, I’m glad Eve eventually put a stop to this madness #EastEnders

‘I’m sure he’s looking up at us from a very warm place’ - Goldie! #hollyoaks

‘Your brother was confident too… until they buried him’ #Hollyoaks

Anthony?? #EastEnders

‘Incel Boyband Curtains’ - Amy is Roxy’s daughter alright 💀 #Eastenders

So Ross finally grows a spine and Vicki tells him ‘that’s enough’?? - it’s not even close to enough #EastEnders

Siennas OK… #Hollyoaks

‘Howie! Howie! How… How are we now?’ 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂 #EastEnders

MAX?? #EastEnders l

That Craig David/Just Eat collab… #Gogglebox

‘He’s shouting. That’s the sign of a mad person’ ‘You text like that mum!’ 😂😂 #Gogglebox

Tony Hutchinson and his overactive loins have struck again 🤦🏾‍♂️😭 #Hollyoaks

‘I think he should try the Grand National next’ 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂 #Gogglebox

Three absolute certainties in life - death, taxes, Mondo Duplantis breaking the world record #CheatCode #WorldAthleticsChamps

Vicki, you’ve been paying off the victims of your pervert step-son. Shut up #EastEnders

‘You think they haven’t got your DNA already?? You were born in Croydon’ 😂😂 #Gogglebox

Only thing I took from watching Unknown Number was the fact that some parents give birth to their opps 🤦🏾‍♂️ the fact she had the cheek to be hugging her daughter after that #Gogglebox

‘The Count? Are you sure you’re not mishearing her?’ 😂😂👏🏾 #Gogglebox

‘Didn’t you follow him on Instagram?’ ‘That were TONY Robinson!’ 🤣💀 #Gogglebox

Well, here we are, a new season of #MAFSUK. What will happen first, me cringing at one of the participants, or an ad break? Who will have their bumhole terrorised this year?? Let’s find out…