JP (@j_ptrsn) 's Twitter Profile
JP

@j_ptrsn

I’ll check in here to make sure the stragglers don’t get left behind. Otherwise I’m @[email protected]

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calendar_today02-11-2021 15:47:32

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deathcore__doggy (@samoyedwave) 's Twitter Profile Photo

please stay away from this user. they may seem innocent at first, but look closer: the green, white and purple hearts in their handle are a common signal shared between pedophiles on here, meant to indicate their affinity for children between the ages of 6 and 12

deathcore__doggy (@samoyedwave) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this trend is believed to originate with disgraced author JK Rowling, who was recently mandated by court order to remove the symbol from her twitter handle and to remain firmly outside a 500 meter radius from any primary schools in perpetuity

JP (@j_ptrsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These people are the same category of mortal ideological enemy as normal car people fuck this equivocating nonsense.

Darcy Casselman (@flying_squirrel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The problem here is copyright. Roald Dahl is long dead. His work is dated and kind of appalling in a lot of ways. If his work had fallen into the public domain, people could go ahead and make sanitized versions if they really wanted. The originals would still be widely avaiable

Peter Raleigh (@petreraleigh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A lot of people are dunking on this woman because they think she is an American mad about affirmative action and I'm here to tell you she is actually a South African mad about the end of apartheid

Will Stancil (@whstancil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s a bitter historical irony that this reactionary tidal wave, which is obliterating freedom of thought in Florida campuses in favor of Orban-esque indoctrination on the glories of the West, was very specifically started by centrists scolding liberals over “college free speech”

atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ghost of Roger Ebert: I have to say this Yakuza video game simply 'rocks', thanks for showing it to me Me: (laughing) No problem, hey hit them with the bike Ghost of R. E. : I was wrong about games by the way Me: It's okay man.

JP (@j_ptrsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I could give a shit about what the most common usage is, even though it is wrong (“inverted” is correct)… But I remember my 360 having a system-wide setting for my preference that all games respected. WHERE DID THAT GO

JP (@j_ptrsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Journalists should stop thinking "but where will I get my scoops and my lazy access?" about Twitter and instead think "how many of my old readers who have a shred of morality have been missing important news items because I'm a hack?" (Logged in here to DM a support account jfc)

Eli Lake (@elilake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Respect da police comin straight from the citizen/I love cops, protecting my businesses/if you ask me, we need more witnesses #startsnitchin