i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats

سفينة دجاج

After giving my daughter some watercolor pens and papers to draw:

حسبتن، ب كل صف حاطت 14 خاتم وفي 7 صفوف بيطلعوا 98.. ومزعوجة أنو في صف فاعص فيه الخاتم ال 15 ت يساعوا😩

"هل يوجد فرق بين حزب الله وحركة أمل؟" بعتقد ما حدا قدم جواب أفضل من جواب الدكتور وجيه قانصو على هالسؤال

القلعة بس يصير في بحر ب بعلبك.

Touching the screen on my phone to check the date and moving my face away from it faster than the speed of light, so Face ID won't unlock it.

Which one is Cardi B?

In love with every detail of this tweet.

Be3te2ed ra7 yerja3 el laylé

I hate when ferran cuts the man2oushé like a pizza and puts in a box! It makes me feel like I’m having too much and I’m hesitant with the last 2 pieces.. Whereas when it’s regularly folded, I can easily inhale 17 man2oushé!

كتير بحب عبارة "عاش من شافك"🥰

My For You page is full of Edinburgh’s photos! Whenever I see them I stare at them for too long and I feel like I'm living inside these photos.. I’ll be walking down the rainy streets and sitting at the tiny local cafés and taking that cute bus.. ugh what sickness is this!?

😂😂😂😂😂