and our most recent date (tonight) (now)

peekaboo! i’m the economy. i still exist when you can’t see me

Still the toughest thing I have ever drawn I’m afraid

be a sister.....

i’ll listen to taylor swift once she drops a brazilian phonk album

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: Sir, we have not deported U.S. Citizens or military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country in Panama in 1989. Earlier

she was so happy to be in okinawa

we will literally never have someone as cool as anthony bourdain again

family trying to act normal while 23 year old cousin introduces her *26 year old* boyfriend to us at christmas eve lunch

coming out as DL

Been lazy over Christmas, need to go back to the gym

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

IT team called to tell me the email I reported as phishing yesterday wasn’t a test, was in fact a real phishing attempt, and that I correctly reported it

this is so funny pleaseeee the world has literally never been this yaoi-pilled

ive been cursed with chugging all my drinks i can never savour them

Every citizen is equally American, and attempting to grade by genealogy is the exact aristocractic thinking we rejected when the Declaration of Independence said all men are created equal, with certain unalienable rights.